No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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