Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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