so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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