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How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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