No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Randomize