My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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