Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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