i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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