I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
