Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
