I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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