At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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