phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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