only if we run a train.
done.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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