K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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