I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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