i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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