If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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