I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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