Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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