jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Randomize
