if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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