Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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