oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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