sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
that may or may not have been my penis.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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