is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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