...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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