My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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