i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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