normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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