The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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