And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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