I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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