why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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