The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
This is my gift to your gina
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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