All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
even my farts smell like vagina
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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