That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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