I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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