My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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