some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
i out mim tonsoeep
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