This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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