Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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