One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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