Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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