Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Let's get the cat blown out
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
