So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
