Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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