Can i not drive my cunt home
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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