last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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