party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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