Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i came on her dog
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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