i just google imaged poop.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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