: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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