your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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