I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Randomize
