Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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